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[10 Aug 2004|02:15pm] |
I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not the world’s most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the world’s most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me
Well that’s the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
It’s a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well I left home just a week before
And I’d never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy I’m gonna make you a man
Well I’m not the world’s most masculine man
But I know what I am and I’m glad I’m a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
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[04 Aug 2004|12:41pm] |
i was pondering the fun things that have come thru the post so far this year
we have my ucas and new house stuff
a fire staff
wick
15 tubes of smarties
500gs of fruit salads
nivea deoderent
gemmas lucky charms
gemmas cd
gemma's spliff maker and stickers
leeds fest tickest
a giant machette thing ( my dads)
some parafin
ann summers nipple lick
the karma sutra
if u have ne things that came thru the post this year u wud like to share with me please feel free
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[07 Jul 2004|11:08pm] |
absolutly mental
showed my new tricks off to gem.... im getting good at this shit finally ............. i love u stafy waffy... she needs a name what shall i call her?? cant just be stick staff or pole
sufta's retarded... i always pick retards........... NIXON ROCKS WITH HIS TASH
eat it u moose
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| mwarp |
[27 Jun 2004|04:49pm] |
lalala massiiivvee attack
im still waiting for my fire staff i could be here days ive put off all revision just to wait for this f-ing staff and now ima fail cozza this staff im not impressed mmmm
making gemma d/l sum moosic pour moi hehehehe :D
leeds fest soon. now i know that leeds fest has taken my money but i dunno wots going on with my ticket as i have not recieved ne form of confirmation that ive got it appart from my depleated bank balance so they've teefed £112 off me and if i dun get the ticket im sue like a whore and demand a free ticket for next year or ima take em to court :D lol
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| woo |
[20 Jun 2004|12:00am] |
thursday was a great nite well funny gem flaked like a biotch the light weight iwas well giddy
but iate alot
2 smartie McFlurries
1 double cheese burger
1 big mac
1 big tastey
large fries
2 and a half chiken nuggets
and bout 10 choc chip cookies
then i had a whole pack of doritos
=0D
hm how do i put up piccies of the big nite i ponder
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| blergh |
[10 Jun 2004|01:30pm] |
right now im in college doing revision.... or atleast trying the internet is down at my house so im having a hard time sorting it out n wot not .... oh poo.
my sisters home so it's really hard trying to do anything which is why im in college
i have my first exam on the 21st im not sure what it is so im revising everything i have ... which is dumb of me but life none the less mmhmm
josh ridon winter
that song is amazing u should all get it damn u i say
love liz
byes
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| big up dem chest |
[05 Jun 2004|09:58pm] |
so today i gots sum new cd's woo for me i gots the flaming lips and from autum to ashes.... i like fata alot but they're really heavy screamy scarey types but sum of their songs that they get melanie wills singing on their tracks they're amazing like autumns monologue ... the song makes me weep
im addicted to big brother it's sooooo good... BRING KITTEN BACK I SAY ne ways yeah wots with michelle the geordie " do u wonna touch me baps".......... wow u charmer and victor thinking he's the 2nd most inteligent person in the house?? speaking of which stuart i answered 7 out of 8 questions correctly you whore i win u suck kiss my pink robot battling arse
YOSHIMI
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| like a glove |
[15 May 2004|11:17pm] |
i feel like crap ive been up for a grand total of 3 hours and that was to get up get dressed go to work then fone my mum to come get me coz i feel shitty. i feel really really bad too coz it's daves leaving do and im too ill to go out i feel like i've really let him down. not only that but it was a tonin gig at the puzzle so i cudda gone there orrr it was emma and lucy's 18th so i cudda gone there butno i had to get sick and i really do feel like ive gone ten rounds with a door man or a group of scallies wearing fake burberry caps and carrying broken wkd blue bottle BLERGH
and to top it all off one of my closest friends ever (leelee) just got told he has pancreatic cancer. he moved to america almost ayear ago i really miss him he was ment to come back for uni but i dun think he's gonna make it... im really bummed
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[12 May 2004|04:54pm] |
im in a strange mood what with uni looming and all ive been thinking about who im gonna stay frends with turns out not many people at all. theres gonna be like danny wood gaz mewer scot smith stanger amy lucy gem abs and phillipa which means probably tom too i have so many other ppl that i know now and theyre my frends now but realistically am i gonna wonna stay in touch witht he rest of them?? answer no not really theyre mates but they dont actualy mean the world to me they havent changed my thinking life or ne thing in any particular way i have really close frends who i cud share ne thing with hten ppl who were really close frends turns out theyre not really ok i might miss sophie but some ppl are just fucking petty as hell
thank you and goodnight
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| things i am thinking about |
[10 May 2004|04:05pm] |
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coheed and cambria -=- delerium trigger |
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best beer/ale-=- no contest has to be hobbgoblin u cant get it in the pub or ne where like a super market u gotta go to specialist beer sellers to pick it up voted best ale in europe 2003 and it slips straight down... bit strong mind
best tv program -=- monkey dust funniest cartoon in the world but very british
best character -=- the pedo finder general who draws his power from the uneducated, mass hysteria and the sun news paper (oo he's awfuly good isnt he)
strangest opening sentance remark -=- show us ur knickers betty (julie's first words to me after finding out me imran n andy kicked the shit outta a strange man enquiring about my sisters underwear)
most interesting moment this week -=- jill asking me what i thought of her... so i told her...... at great legnth
song currentlyplaying in my head -=- i have no idea what it's called or who it's by but the opening lyrics are " my lullabi hung out to dry"
and thats the end of that chapter
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| oh god no |
[07 May 2004|05:04pm] |
we went on a hunt this hunt was a man hunt we want cassi and we want her now
i dunno who's taken her but there r suspects altho the prime suspect atm is the skip :-(
we miss u cassy come home
AND IF DAVE OR CARL HAS TAKEN HER I'LL FUCKING ARSE RAPE THEM WITHT HAT STUPID COW
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| i really love this song |
[05 May 2004|01:59pm] |
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isnt it obvious |
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This could be the very minute
I'm aware I'm alive
All these places feel like home
With a name I'd never chosen
I can make my first steps
As a child of 25
This is the straw, final straw in the
Roof of my mouth as I lie to you
Just because I'm sorry doesn't mean
I didn't enjoy it at the time
You're the only thing that I love
It scares me more every day
On my knees I think clearer
Goodness I saw it coming
Or at least I'll claim I did
But in truth I'm lost for words
What have I done it's too late for that
What have I become truth is nothing yet
A simple mistake starts the hardest time
I promise I'll do anything you ask...this time
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| daduhdaduhdum |
[04 May 2004|08:21pm] |
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born slippy -=- underworld |
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*thats a whole lotta love*
i've been trying to list the best in british and irish music today so far i have
blur
oasis
pulp
suede
coldplay
snow patrol (their song chocolate rocks)
the doves
james
serotonin *coff*
muse
lost prophets
the darkness
the streets
goldie lookin chain
hundred reasons
wham!!
queen
black sabbath
the beatles
the stone roses
the spice girls
take that -=- robbie williams
lulu
dusty springfield hehe
pet shop boys
dirty vegas
prodigy
faithless
the verve
eternal
pink floyd
sex pistols
the clash
bassment jaxx
radiohead
all saints
elton john
the rolling stones
funeral for a friend
sikth
goldfrapp
david bowie
suga babes
led zepplin
chemical brothers
supergrass
stereophonics
super furry animals
dizee rascal
the coral
badly drawn boy
the libertines
travis
franz ferdinand
east 17 ( lmmfao thanks kate)
joss stone
will young?? i thought this was the best of british list
divine comedy
skunk anasie
feeder
the cranberries
dido
beautiful south
fat boy slim
the thrills
the kills
Jamiroqui
P J Harvey
bob dylan
U2
cooper temple clause
david gray
hell is for hero's
idlewild
Mclusky ( light sabre cock sucking blues ~.o)
the smiths
elvis costello
the buzzcox
the jam
the who
garbage
texas
republica
if u can think of ne more that'd be great thanx
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[03 May 2004|12:12am] |
so ladies and gentlemen welcome to another exciting instalment of " LIZ P'S WHACKY EVENTS OF THE DAY"
today dear viewers i smacked myself 7 times count em 7 in the back of the head with a fire pole (i say fire pole wot i mean is brush handle.... =0D) if i had balls i wudda lost em as i also caught myself in the unmentionables.
went to church * i hear ur gasp gem* me a renown teoist (terrorist without the r's) at a christian establishment " has she gone mad" i hear you cry. no good fellows i am quite sane
the reason for my sudden finding of faith lies in the fact that john chiltern (my hero) was doing the serman he is a legend and has helped me thru most of my life in ways he doesnt know (i shall write him a letter so i can tell him everything b4 it's too late i made this mistake once b4 never agen i tell u never agen).
so enedeth the reading god be with you
amen
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| another one for the ranting moment |
[30 Apr 2004|02:18pm] |
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the juliana theory -=- the closest thing |
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whilst im in a ranting mood wtf is it with america and fucking new natzi land (aka israel). the zionists went there to escape opression (as alot of jews seem to think they need to be doing) from the natzi's. ok this si fine but what happened?? they sed we wonna live here get off our land!! it hadnt been their land since the days of the original fucking pass over which is BC ppl BC so way over 2000 years had passed and by sum strange way of thinking they decided palestine was theirs by right so the palestinians were shipped out into jordan refugee camps. remeber people there are 6 times more palli's than israelies but israel takes up 89% of the land is this fair?? is it fucking fair?? shit no. so ne ways the jews were running from opression and stepped into the role of opressors. can i remind u that it was illeagle to marry a jew if u were german in the time of hitler. did you know now in the year 2004 it is illeagle for u to marry a palestinian if you are an israeli. well didnt we all learn a valuble lesson fromt he biggest monster in history woo go sharon ur doing a great job.
then we have yassar arafat leader of the PLO and spokesperson for palestine. the PLO were huge for bombing and wot not but they reformed and moved witht he times we have israel in a state of an eye for an eye but palestine doesnt live this way. like black ppl the jewish ppl take it upon themselves to be opressed hell i forgot all about sugar plantations y not bring it up?? your great great grandfarther got gased in a concentration camp?? oh dear god how must this affect ur every day life.... it doesnt really does it?? it's part of ur past i dont go walking around having a grudge against the world coz the english beat the scotts 3000 years ago it plays no part in my life. the world has got over it it's time u did the same
all israel happens to be is one of the biggest and most unreasonable terrorist states of our time
well done bush for backing them
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| an insiteful moment |
[29 Apr 2004|12:31pm] |
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got very phylosophical last nite with danny and gazz with 2 zeds. watched dishdogs which is about phylosophy ne way then started talking about abortion and when does a baby have rights or when should a baby have rights. this all started coz i got a wierd e-mail entitled "could you do this to your child" and it had pictures of a child aborted at 4 weeks now to me that didnt look like a child i mean seriously would call a small blob with no features no arms legs head eyes or bodily functions a small adorable child?? would you take it in and wrap it up and rock it or put it to bed or bath or feed it or change it's nappy?? ladies would you let it suckle at your breast?? no?? no you wouldnt coz thats sick?? exactly!! so how can we seriously ask the question would you do this to your child when a child is somthing you've given birth to given a name to and looks human NOT a small blob smaller then a ten pence piece
get a grip catholics you're taking it a little too far here
my mind works in wierd ways
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| ho hum |
[26 Apr 2004|07:54pm] |
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radiohead-=-just |
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my shoulder fucking nacks i swear to bob
well the weekend was amazing we got stoned got tanned got chilled it wasnt what i expected it was way more chilled i think i liked it better that way. not even half the drink was drunk most of the skunk was toked tho i think the weekend was more a stoner boner than a brewers flop to be honest.
my mums taking me to the hospital bout my shoulder then ima beg to go watch serotonin i really wonna go see them loads and loads i hope my mummy she say yes.
www.serotoninweb.com ppl need to chek out that band they're emense wooo
but yeah back tot he weekend i danced with fire. i know me and fire seems like a really stupid idea spesh as i was wasted too but hell i was one fucker at it i was like boom take that stick of fire
hehehe mac dancing to daft punk u'll only see it here heheheheh
ne ways im done im sorry
COW CUBE COWUUBE
bounce pogopogopogopogopogopogo
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[22 Apr 2004|09:16pm] |
so met harkness today with phillipa wot a great idea 40 quid on skunk and byoy it was some nice shit theres so much of it we're gonna be fried this weekend i cant wait seriously cany wait
the musics sorted the weeds sorted my posse is sorted hey dont go telling the coppers i got over the leagle amount.. coz i do ... alot
hehehehhehehehehehehehehehehe
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| this weekends music |
[21 Apr 2004|10:27pm] |
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year 2000-=- pulp |
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we are yung -=- supergrass
she's a star -=- james
around the world -=- daft punk
crazy beat -=- blur
celebrity skin -=- hole
bounce -=- soad
all my life -=- foo fighters
chop suey -=- soad
trash-=- suede
year 2000 -=- pulp
tick -=- yeah yeah yeah's
just -=- radiohead
execution commintary -=- muse
and the way by fastball
any other idea's would be welcome mmhmm
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